What would you choose? Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistable to all women. So she turned him into a credit card. I have met Justin and he is the nicest, sweetest and most down to earth guy I have ever met in my life! His family are lucky to have him and so are his friends. I have loved him since the first YouTube video and will continue to love him forever after his last video not that, that will EVER happen!!!
Some are funny but some are kinda offensive. These stautsa are good because i put them as my stayts in5 seconds 7 likes wooppwoopp BUZZIN but some and shockingly bad:. I say this all the time at school ………..
Now wheres my bitch carlos to rub my toes…with ketchup. I will go into town and buy the bull then ill send a telegram so you can come help me bring it back. Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
You whats funny? Too bad. OMG, I am reading through this page and i just cannot stop laughing! U bitches..!!! Boy: Its Over…. Girl: What?? WTF did i dooo??? It dont matter i already slept with 3 of your friendss! Girl: ………. Guys, I thought I would make things a little easier for you. Facebook, Slagbook, meet just to Shagbook, sneaking about but then ya get caughtbook. Guiltbook, Shamebook, not ya real Namebook, in ya photos ya gorgeous but really yr a Mongbook!
Prankbook, Skankbook what a fuckin Crankbook. Its gettin pretty scary cos its turning into Wankbook. Scrapbook, Papbook catch the fuckin Clapbook, grab ya shitty iphone and add the shitty Appbook. Shitebook, Strifebook get a fucking Lifebook!
Creepbook, Peepbook when ya take a Leakbook! Yal even be Facebooking in ya fuckin Sleepbook. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions. I never mind what I speak. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said years. She calls me her sixty second lover. Ha ha ha, erect. Hell, do both. Get married. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet. Once a pun a time. Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged. Ugly people!!! But i can fly. Of course I like my own comments. So far, I think nature is winning. While socks last. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. I went away and came back with a cup of water…..
Is that wrong? How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown. Well played Wally, well played. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
You want to travel,I want you to go. Drinks on you home. Your prolly a lil bitch who thinks your cooler than everyone. Words of our lord amen.
So thanks for the compliment! Want a sandwich? I only use it when I have time: lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. Teen: Mom can I wear this belly shirt today?
Me: No. Teen: Can I pleeeaaaasseee wear this mini skirt then? Me: Never in your life! Teen: Please, just let me wear this hot pink lipstick? Me: I know Justin… I know….. Justin: Mom, can I ask you something? Me: Sure sweetie. Justin: ……. Sincerely, Me. The funeral is at K. C you going? The cheese and tomato joke is so funny I fingered my vagina so hard that there was blood everywhere. Then I just played with myself. All you fans out there, well I have something to say to you, if i can deal with being made fun of just like this, then so can JB or whatever because after a while you get use to it, you fans just are not getting it, you think he is hurt, he gets used to it!
And all you ugly people out there, you are not going to get a chance with him now stop being jelous i mean seriously!
I am not a fan but I am telling all you fans, you need to get some common sense!!! I mean really all this publicity is great for him!
I mean seriously why! JUsss ssaying. Too funny…. I reposted somebody these…. Very good. His tombstone may read — iDead…. After research a few of the weblog posts on your web site now, and I really like your method of blogging.
I bookmarked it to my bookmark web site checklist and can be checking again soon. Pls check out my web site as properly and let me know what you think. I swear Mario is a hobo, He wakes up wearing the same clothes, Runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what? This is just all…………..
Hahaha I agree. And people who keep saying all blondes are dumb need to stop being so hypocritical, really it just means you have no life, well that your not liveing it to the fullest anyway.
I went to the shell gas station this morning. Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see.
I think the real issue is, the answer is One problem with the status …. My guess is Hispanic blonde. Impaired judgment, 2. Lose of memory and.. Engineering is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room,u know wh,when der is no cat.. Pickup line of the day: Did you get those pants on sale? The Prostitute Says No. Drowning is the act of suffocation while being submerged usually in water While I agree that suffocation and drowning have the same outcome, they are not the same thing.
When one is being smothered with a pillow, they are suffocating, not drowning. You go back to school! Suffocation is the build up of CO2 in the body not being able to escape! Not so much the lack of Oxygen!! Hey dumbass… fish cant drown thats sufficating in water… they can sufficate though….
Just for interest sake. Did you know in Japan girls keep their phones on vibrate and put them down their crotch? When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two. What song is it? I dunno either. I kno yall expected for me to forget about yall, go to only twitter and not really fb anymore cause Im rich and famous now.
Drowning is your lungs filling with water causing you to not be able to breath. Drowning is the lungs filling with fluid…. Every guy has three girls in his life. The pressure on the brain is inversely proportional to the time provided that the Syllabus remains constant…. Like if you get it ;D. Dance god damn it! I just met the boy when he came to atl.
He is just a person. Actually he was pretty genuine. Honestly, people who are low enough to trash Justin Bieber do not have lives. But only one is required to use two hands! Whoever thought of that is sick!! He gets to meet new people everyday! Blond: i dont know who the father is for the other baby Doctor: ……. I had Voldemort around for curry and beer last night.. I woke up to find that the cheeky bugger had left a dark mark in the toilet.. As a former joker I think we need more status that are funny and less that make you want to kill yourself.
Im Ginger, And I find it all Funny. Aka banter. So Gingers who get upset by this — Man Up x. In front of u boys say they love u ,they care,bout u ,they cant do witout u ,they wil never leave u ,n d main 1 they wil never horn u………but cum on girls tell me wat r they reli sayin behind u…….. I have brown hair. Full Time no flags on play.. NOO when life hands you lemons you squirt in someones eye.
They cant see you so why bother running?? I tried to log on to Facebook. Me too. High School- We had homework? Stupid… 81 of you who liked these are dumb kids.. Knowledge is power. X went to the grocery store today, told me to help her unpack the car, there was only one bag in the trunk. Awesome i am going to use I was going to kill the sexiest person alive and… you know the rest. I think that leaving a bunch of people scratching their heads was the point.
Thanks for ruining it lol. See what you did Mairsa? You just killed any possibility of an erection. Now you need to make him a sandwich.
Now everybody comments on my status, thanks guys … , :. Dude… he is too attractive, and super talented. Just realize that there is no one that has a voice like that. And plus he just matured and his voice got deeper. And I bet your voice was just as high when you were So shut up and mind your own buisness, kay?
You see how only one person liked this? Yeah that is because you are an idiot. And a sexist pig. So make your own Damn Sandwich, lazy ass. You can go ahead and play with yourself too, because with that kind of comment, your not getting a girl in your bed anytime soon. Usually the idiots are the brunnettes that dye their hair blonde. Calm yourself….
It is not a dis on your precious Justine Beaver, it is just a joke to make people laugh. Just a suggestion. You lose a life. Would you like to try again? Best punishment to a boy: Give him a mobile phone, with lots of balance and girls phone numbers and leave him at a place where there is no network.
You stupid hater! How much coke has Charlie Sheen done? That is awesome, but you have a bunch of people scratching there head. Justin Bieber is a fag and needs to grow up. I dont understand why you have to be rude about it… wow If the rest of the world was as rude as you were id be scared for our generation…. If you see us without an erection, make us a sandwich! There are 10 types of people in this world. Teacher: Hey students, I encouraged you to join the amazing race.
Take note, Its not just a race. Justin bieber: when will my arse stop hurting J B;s dad: -. Needs money for food. God bless. This is an awesome list! Made me laugh. Going to forward to my friends now in FB. Ahhh shit. All for Justin Beiber, how cute.. Just out trolling, carry on haha. You probably know all of the Justin Websites.
I can just see you now…35 years old, cats, and lbs. Get a life, and a waist. Go rent a brain cell and read the joke again. Are you making his money, Aim Pownall? I think not. What an idiot. She has a boyfriend? They tell us to send our clothes to the starving in Africa, Believe me if they can fit into mine they are not starving…. A divorced man walks over to his ex-wifes new hubby n asked…so how does it feel enjoying 2nd hand goods?.. Why the hell does everyone dis on Justin bieber?
What did he do to you? My bf said he was gunna give me the world but i told him in this rate of crimes n this resesion i dont want it lol …. Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except for a punch in the face.
But we can still raise awareness! I think its hilarious! Answer: Mother fucker.. If enough of you do this, you CAN make a difference! Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Prefix each tweet with? Categories Uncategorized. An email has been set with password reset instructions. If you do not see this email within a few minutes, check your spam folder.
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